Mmmm

i like cats

50shadesofdisappointment:

stingdragon:

fartgallery:

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

You death will be quick and pineless

Did you just?

50shadesofdisappointment:

stingdragon:

fartgallery:

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

You death will be quick and pineless

Did you just?

(Source: belovedlotus, via thehilariousblog)

omgkitteh:

Thanks, James Franco.

(via epic-humor)

Dikembe Mutombo: “I bet you can’t make it with your eyes closed.”

(Source: sexyyuglyy, via togifs)

strongtaylor:

manghost—and—grave:

"this isn’t some project you can do in one night"

NOT UNTIL I SHIFT INTO

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

image

(Source: mango--and--grape, via inasalmonsuit)

dysphorism:

teenagecentury:

rubbishapples:

July 2nd.

182nd day of the year.

It’s 12pm.

Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.

I finally understand what Blink-182 means.

HOLY FUCK

That’s wrong. 182 is how Many times the word ‘fuck’ is said in Scarface. That’s where they got it. The name blink was copyrighted.

(via orgasmic-humor)

life-in-a-dustland-fairytale:

higgitusfiggitus:

jaldairenapier:

say-it-somehow:

galliifrey:

FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT

THANK YOOOOOUUUUUU

I SWEAR I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

god bless you, Hank

too many people get this wrong and it frUSTRATES ME SO MUCH

(Source: krevlornswath, via orgasmic-humor)

orgasmic-humor:

it doesnt matter what time of the year it is there is never a wrong time to listen to Christmas music

batreaux:

*points at your girlfriend* you gonna eat that

(via earthdad)